THE EU ruling that only wine produced in the Champagne region of France can be called champagne has prompted me to demand of the EU the formation of the Comità © Interprofessionnel du sauce de Worcestershire so that only sauce made in Worcestershire can be called Worcestershire Sauce.

What's sauce for the goose is Worcestershire Sauce for the gander.

As the official Monster Raving Loony Party parliamentary candidate for Mid-Worcestershire I have also called for a reduction in the speed of light; it travels far too fast.

Baron Fullstop

Monster Raving Loony Party Candidate Mid-Worcestershire

Childswickham