SORRY, Zoe Stephens (Letters, October 9) do you honestly expect the Evesham police to actually arrest people engaged in anti-social behaviour?

They would probably claim it to be a "civil offence" and not their problem (a bit like fraud).

But never park with two wheels on the kerb (although parking on a blind bend is perfectly acceptable). If your wheel(s) are on a kerb expect the full weight of the local police, expect an armed response unit, helicopter hovering above and in the immortal words of DI Reagan: "You're nicked, darling!"

Peter Green

Evesham